Photo: Patrick Capone
INT - WORKSHOP - AFTERNOON
Christmas Eve Eve. With all of the guitar shipments ready for tomorrow, the elves hit the ale a little hard a little early and are feeling the effects of skipping lunch. Santa is trying out the new hot rodded Marshall tube heads.
Elf #1 - What was in those gummies? I feel dizzy.
SANTA - This needs more gain. Can you whip me up a KLON?
Elf #2 - What's a KLON?
Elf #1 - Just paint a horse on that old boost pedal. He don't know.
SANTA - Somebody hook me up a wah pedal!
Elf #1 - Do NOT hook up a wah pedal.
Santa shreds into The Trooper by Iron Maiden while one of the newer elves begins to throw up gummies and beer.
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