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The Three Wise Men

By Patrick Capone
Dec 26, 2024

Photo: Patrick Capone

INT - BARN - MORNING

Christmas Morning. The place smells of burning plant. Maybe frankincense. Maybe not.

CAPONE: "Ok little brother, this is how we play Em"

WISEMAN1: "Far out man"

WISEMAN3: *wasted *Keeps smiling and laughing

- END -

"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. " - Groucho Marx


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